Joined: Jan 15, 2009
Posts: 1169
Location: Connecticut, USA
Granted, but the room they move it to is your bathroom... permanently.
I wish that the customers I dealt with at work had the smallest shred of human decency and politeness.
Joined: Dec 12, 2010
Posts: 59
Location: Los Angeles
Granted, but not they have to come out every time you want to use the internet for gaming.
I wish that there was no traffic on the 405 freeway in LA during the times that I am on it.
Joined: Jun 11, 2009
Posts: 895
Location: Dallas, Texas USA
Granted but you are now in the middle of the zombie apocalypse all alone in your yellow Hummer with a 3 painted on the side and a duffle bag full of firearms and explosives. But you're really twingin' for a nice, soft and spongie yellow Twinkie but can't find one!
Wish dumb people would stop breeding.
Joined: Oct 10, 2009
Posts: 468
Location: SRQ, FL
Granted, but their off spring are the only ones left of the human race and you must teach them what a wheel is and also procreate with them.
I wish I knew how to use C4 well in Call of Duty.
Joined: Mar 30, 2011
Posts: 24
Location: Houston, TX
granted.. but the latest batch had a really short fuse and blows up in your hands.
I wish my kids would make up their mind about which cartoon to put on "my" TV...
Joined: Dec 12, 2010
Posts: 59
Location: Los Angeles
Granted, however, its a cartoon that teaches children how to pull pranks on their parents. Night and day.
I wish that lag spikes would go away.
Joined: Mar 30, 2011
Posts: 24
Location: Houston, TX
granted.. but in doing so, technology was reduced to rock tablets and chisels, and a really fast kids to update everyone on your friends list.
I wish I had the acreage and horses that Tammy and I both want
Joined: Jul 30, 2009
Posts: 223
Location: Chesapeake, VA.
Granted, but your acreage is all protected wetlands and your horses are really minature pack mules with bad attitudes.
I wish the staff here would atleast "learn" how to use a freak'n computer.
Joined: Jan 15, 2009
Posts: 1169
Location: Connecticut, USA
Granted, But now all they do all day is send chain emails that aren't funny to everyone.
I wish I could go sailing every day.
Joined: Jul 13, 2009
Posts: 445
Location: Medicine Hat, Alberta
Joined: Jun 28, 2011
Posts: 170
Location: Avondale, AZ
Granted, but now you're addicted to Farmville and compelled to play it 18 hours a day.
I wish I could win the lottery.
Joined: Dec 12, 2010
Posts: 59
Location: Los Angeles
Granted, but by a freak accident everyone who played picked the same numbers so you all split the prize money and you get 3 cents.
I wish we had flying cars.
Joined: Mar 13, 2011
Posts: 2064
Location: Owen Sound, Ontario, Canada
Granted ,however your food would be pill form and your Boss would be...Cosmo G. Spacely
I wish my Wife still had her Yellow Bikini...
Joined: Mar 30, 2011
Posts: 24
Location: Houston, TX
Im afraid to touch this one....
But granted.. however she now weights in a whooping 485 lbs and the roles cover it up completely.
I wish that the wedding will go off without any problems
Joined: Mar 13, 2009
Posts: 3070
