Joined: Apr 14, 2009
Posts: 297
Location: Colorado Springs, Co.
Day 7:
On vacation with my folks and their computer doesn't have the umph to run COD-5. Signs are starting to set in.
-I can only communicate with people while wearing a headset.
-I have to cross the street while crouched because I can't figure out ho how raise the sights on my i-pod.
-My son was running in the house, I warned him twice and then kicked him out of the house for 15 minutes.
-Went to the mall and had to decide how to shop. Should I move from cover to cover to the Hot Topic or camp the entrance and wait for a Hot Topic employee to come by.
-Threw cans of processed meat over random isles in the grocery store and got yelled at... ...yep you guessed it, Spam Spamming.
-Spent an hour trying to figure out which perk would be more useful at the amusement park... Iron Stomach or Line Cutting
Due home 21 October... Don't think I'll make it
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator.
Joined: Jul 10, 2009
Posts: 2218
Location: Poland
Hahahaha
Great post!
I hope you have a lot of fun. But remember: When you hear footsteps it means someone's breaking the rules!
Joined: Mar 13, 2009
Posts: 3070
oh wow.....you seem to have the symptoms I had while on holiday.....
I called it noobitis......lack of noobing as much as possible
hurry back!!!!
Joined: Jul 26, 2007
Posts: 9910
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
That was great I will have to get that framed.
GOA.Luke*BK*
Joined: Mar 07, 2009
Posts: 404
Location: B.C.., Canada
Joined: Sep 29, 2009
Posts: 119
now that's crackup funny post...mmmm spam...what about tubing the river spawn areas? I hear that's always a hoot.
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Joined: Feb 25, 2009
Posts: 151
Location: Tasmania, Australia