NEMATODE
Joined: Feb 24, 2009
Posts: 1144
Location: Chicagoland
Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:37 pm
We sent an arteson deep into the gold mines of Poland. He did not see the light for 3 months. He only used the finest gold. He smelt it. He dealt it. And Now it is my distinguished pleasure to present to you
the warriors of Top Gun the TG3 Banner:
Oh yes Orck and Stinger sit in that castle in their purple tights, robes and golden crowns. Turkey legs in hand. Big clunkin feet up on the oak table. Laughing. Laughing at the peasants that cannot sit by the fire.
They say they won't share the mutton, pheasent, venison, veal and M'ladys.
They say you're uneducated willy billy village idiots. They equate you to animals. Their grease shmeared mouths grimacing in contempt.
Anybody got what it takes to carry that golden parking bumper in and take your rightful place at the feast of plenty. You wear the gold. They cross the street.
2/26 9pm est
1 on 1.
5 minute rounds.
Single elimination.
Tie breaker is first kill.
Spectating allowed by participants and groupies.
No nades bazookas, dogs, artillary or crying.
Killing through mind control and concentration allowed.
Map Roundhouse.
All other BK rules apply.
Friday night rusty pipes and bottle shards.
STOP Crying. You're killing yourself.
Last edited by NEMATODE on Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:17 pm; edited 1 time in total
the warriors of Top Gun the TG3 Banner:
Oh yes Orck and Stinger sit in that castle in their purple tights, robes and golden crowns. Turkey legs in hand. Big clunkin feet up on the oak table. Laughing. Laughing at the peasants that cannot sit by the fire.
They say they won't share the mutton, pheasent, venison, veal and M'ladys.
They say you're uneducated willy billy village idiots. They equate you to animals. Their grease shmeared mouths grimacing in contempt.
Anybody got what it takes to carry that golden parking bumper in and take your rightful place at the feast of plenty. You wear the gold. They cross the street.
2/26 9pm est
1 on 1.
5 minute rounds.
Single elimination.
Tie breaker is first kill.
Spectating allowed by participants and groupies.
No nades bazookas, dogs, artillary or crying.
Killing through mind control and concentration allowed.
Map Roundhouse.
All other BK rules apply.
Friday night rusty pipes and bottle shards.
STOP Crying. You're killing yourself.
Last edited by NEMATODE on Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:17 pm; edited 1 time in total